PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And